[ale] Windows '98 source code. (fwd) HUMOR

Mir Shafiqul Islam mir at oisp.gsu.edu
Wed Jun 24 16:05:01 EDT 1998


Funny and true !


> ----------------------------
> >
> >   Windows '98 source code.
> >      /*
> >          TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
> >          Project: Chicago(tm)
> >          Projected release-date: MAY 1998
> >         $History$
> >      */
> >
> >      #include "win31.h"
> >      #include "win95.h"
> >      #include "evenmore.h"
> >      #include "oldstuff.h"
> >      #include "billrulz.h"
> >      #define INSTALL = HARD
> >
> >      char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> >
> >      void main()
> >      {
> >          while(!CRASHED)
> >          {
> >              display_copyright_message();
> >              display_bill_rules_message();
> >              do_nothing_loop();
> >              if (first_time_installation)
> >              {
> >                  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> >                  do_nothing_loop();
> >                  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> >
> >                  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> >                  hang_system();
> >              }
> >              write_something(anything);
> >              display_copyright_message();
> >              do_nothing_loop();
> >              do_some_stuff();
> >              if (still_not_crashed)
> >              {
> >                  display_copyright_message();
> >                  do_nothing_loop();
> >                  basically_run_windows_3.1();
> >                  do_nothing_loop();
> >                  do_nothing_loop();
> >              }
> >          }
> >
> >          if (detect_cache())
> >              disable_cache();
> >
> >          if (fast_cpu())
> >          {
> >              set_wait_states(lots);
> >              set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> >              set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> >              set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> >          }
> >
> >          /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> >          /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> >          printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> >          if (system_ok())
> >               crash(to_dos_prompt);
> >          else
> >              system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
> >
> >          while(something)
> >          {
> >              sleep(5);
> >              get_user_input();
> >              sleep(5);
> >              act_on_user_input();
> >              sleep(5);
> >          }
> >          create_general_protection_fault();
> >      }
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-- 
Mir S Islam
Systems Administrator
Office of International Services and Programs
Georgia State University  
mir at oisp.gsu.edu






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