[ale] Mostly OT but darn cute!

Brian Whigham oobx at itmonger.com
Sun Apr 16 11:13:32 EDT 2006


Aaron,
Perhaps you sacrificed your facts to come up with that awe-inspiring 
literary device.  Either that or you were in a bigger, more ignorant 
bubble than they are.  Latter-Day Saints don't practice polygamy.  No 
one forces anyone to be baptized.  And no one brainwashes anyone unless 
you define it as invitation to exercise one's agency or teaching one's 
children what one believes to be true.

And I doubt the second threat to the penguins is true either.  Though 
the average age of students at BYU (Provo, Utah) is probably not 30, it 
was named the fittest college campus in the US by Men's Fitness magazine 
(research by Princeton Review) 
(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,168854,00.html).

I apologize if anyone invited you to be baptized while in Utah.  It's 
obvious that they should have invited you to repent first.  My 
invitation to you, REPENT!

not so respectfully submitted,
Brian Whigham
A non-penguin-shaped, Georgia-born, Georgia-raised Mormon


aaron wrote:

>On Sunday 16 April 2006 08:19, William Bagwell wrote:
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>>Awwww widdle penguins in... sweaters?
>>
>>http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3713118
>>-- 
>>William
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>
>;-)
>Yeah, they look cute now, but don't forget for a second that it is the 
>freakin' Mormons that are knitting those sweaters. I grew up in Utah, so I 
>know that the next phase of their plot will be to brainwash and baptize the 
>entire flock. Then they'll unleash thousands of pairs of polygamy practicing 
>penguins on the world to perniciously proselytize their propaganda on every 
>doorstep! (Well, at least until the birds go extinct from every father trying 
>to keep a dozen eggs from freezing...  or until the ice caps melt as a result 
>of the human overpopulation promoted by all the suicidal "latter days" 
>religious cults of the world.)
>;-)
>It just occurred to me that the Mormons may pose another bizarre threat to 
>this precious (as in super cute) species of flightless fowl. Their real 
>attraction to the birds may stem from observations that most Mormons end up 
>shaped like penguins by the age of 30, primarily because sugar abuse is their 
>only cult sanctioned vice. Extinction from diabetes could become a likelyhood 
>if these poor penguins start getting Latter Day sweets with their Latter Day 
>sweaters!
>:-O
>
>
>peace
>aaron
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