[ale] Mostly OT but darn cute!

aaron aaron at pd.org
Sun Apr 16 02:44:17 EDT 2006


On Sunday 16 April 2006 08:19, William Bagwell wrote:
> Awwww widdle penguins in... sweaters?
> 
> http://www.sltrib.com/ci_3713118
> -- 
> William

;-)
Yeah, they look cute now, but don't forget for a second that it is the 
freakin' Mormons that are knitting those sweaters. I grew up in Utah, so I 
know that the next phase of their plot will be to brainwash and baptize the 
entire flock. Then they'll unleash thousands of pairs of polygamy practicing 
penguins on the world to perniciously proselytize their propaganda on every 
doorstep! (Well, at least until the birds go extinct from every father trying 
to keep a dozen eggs from freezing...  or until the ice caps melt as a result 
of the human overpopulation promoted by all the suicidal "latter days" 
religious cults of the world.)
;-)
It just occurred to me that the Mormons may pose another bizarre threat to 
this precious (as in super cute) species of flightless fowl. Their real 
attraction to the birds may stem from observations that most Mormons end up 
shaped like penguins by the age of 30, primarily because sugar abuse is their 
only cult sanctioned vice. Extinction from diabetes could become a likelyhood 
if these poor penguins start getting Latter Day sweets with their Latter Day 
sweaters!
:-O


peace
aaron


   



More information about the Ale mailing list