[ale] [WAY OT] Reps was: Torvalds "SCO Smokes Crack"!!

[Robert L. Harris]

Thus spake Jonathan Rickman (jonathan at xcorps.net):

> Republicans are crooks.
> Democrats are crooks. 
> Politicians are mostly evil.

WRONG.  s/mostly/definitely

> Slackware users are better than everyone else.

At doing what?  Are there children on this list I have to censor the
answer for?

> Debian users bathe once a week.
> Mandrake users are dim.
> Red Hat users are sheep.
> SuSE users are Godless traitors to our brave country.
> Gentoo users...mostly pimply faced losers, with a few dimwits thrown in.
> All others are insecure weenies who just have to be different.

Debian Users just don't get as dirty rushing to patch, fix, secure a box
and don't sweat as much over whether or not their system will still be
theirs when they get home.


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      These are MY OPINIONS ALONE.  I speak for no-one else.

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    Don't stop traffic to stand and gawk at the tragedy.

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